母の日のプレゼント 《巣鴨でエッチな赤パンツ》
This month, the 14th was Mother’s Day. A few days before that, I had a chance to visit Sugamo, “Grandma’s Harajuku” during the Golden-Week holidays.
It had been a long time since I had been there, but because it was a holiday, the Sugamo Jizo-dori shopping street was bustling with people. The following week was Mother’s Day, so “Mother’s Day presents” were prominently displayed on store pop-ups.
今月、１４日は「母の日」でした。その何日か前、ゴールデンウィークに「おばあちゃんの原宿」、巣鴨に行く機会がありました。私が行ったのは久しぶりでしたが、休日という事もあり巣鴨地蔵通り商店街は賑わっていました。翌週が母の日だったので、お店のポップには「母の日のプレゼント」が目立ちます。
Since I had come all this way, I decided to buy something for my mother. I thought, “There seem to be a lot of products for old ladies here (laugh), so…, If I buy something today and send it by courier, it will be ready in time for “Mother’s Day” on the 14th.
せっかく来たのだし、母に何かプレゼントを買うことを決めました。ここはババア向けの商品も多そうなので（笑）、、、今日買って宅配便で送れば、１４日の「母の日」に間に合いそうです。
Japanese sweets or clothing are the only two that come to mind. I am not sure which one to buy. There are many clothing stores as well as restaurants in this area. As I was walking around thinking about which way to go, I noticed “Maruji”, a store specializing in red panties. Everything is all in red.
和菓子か衣料品、とりあえずそれしか頭に浮かびません。どちらか迷います。このあたりには飲食系のお店以外に衣料品店も目立ちます。どちらにしようか考えながら歩いていると、「赤パンツ」の専門店マルジが目に入りました。全て赤一色の店です。
Since my mother is past her 60th birthday, I decided to send her these “red pants,” although it was not a “Kanreki celebration. I am a pervert, so of course I wanted to choose “erotic red pants” as much as possible.
母は還暦は過ぎているので「還暦祝い」ではありませんが、この「赤パンツ」を送ることにしました。変態の私が選ぶのですから、もちろんできるだけ「エロい赤パンツ」です。
I went into a store called “Maruji”, which specializes in red pants, but the products are for old ladies, so there is no shame in it. I looked for high-leg pants like the Comaneci (is that old?), but still no such thing. There seems to be no naughty pants either.
赤パンツ専門の「マルジ」という店に入りましたが、商品はババア向けなので恥ずかしくはありません。コマネチ（古いか）のようなハイレグを探しましたが、やはりありません。
エッチなパンツも無さそうです。
I had no choice but to buy a pair of red pants in LL size. The LL size would look good on my mother’s big ass.
仕方ないので、ＬＬの普通の赤パンツを購入して帰りました。母のデカケツに似合いそうなＬＬサイズです。
